Oh, there you are. I knew you cared...

Here’s more, but please bear in mind that I’m a privacy-oriented individual. So let’s keep it just between us, and don’t tell Mark about it.

I was born exactly 1944 years after Claudius was proclaimed Emperor of Rome.

It was on a Thursday. Once a week, it still is.

Once, I read a book about things that don’t exist.

The largest country on Earth is Tibet, if you flatten it out.

I have 6 lucky bamboo stalks on my desk. That’s one less than 7.

Right now, on Mars, nothing happens.

When I was young, I wrote a poem about flowers.

If the world is an oyster, who took the pearl?

If penguins could fly, would they still swim?

I can do a paper crane in 2.5 minutes. It won’t be perfect, though.

I can spell 10 words per minute with just my thumb.

My hometown is situated somewhere between 362,000 and 405,000 km from the Moon.

The fastest mountain on Earth is Cayambe, in Ecuador.

I sit more than I stand, but I can still sit while standing.

My favourite weather is warm winds.

I know three ways to exit Vim.

I have 15+ years of experience in mouse clicking.

I know some walking trails that are not on OS Maps. I know some trails on OS Maps that don’t really exist.

Here are some pics of Snowdonia I’ve taken over the years.

Some of my non-IT projects helped plant a few trees.

Why yes, I do have a GitHub account! How did you know (did Mark tell you)?

I strongly believe the right drone will make the perfect iPad stand.

Orange jam is one of the very few orange jams.

By the way, have you ever seen a triangle clock?

When I don’t code, I do other stuff.

Did you know that you is not grammatically incorrect?

C is the most used programming language outside planet Earth.

And that’s all I know. I’ll update this page as soon as I find out more.